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Okay, I know it is January 3 and I should have made my new year's resolution a few days ago but here it goes. I resolve to use these posts to publish my most insane rants which I assure you are completely divorced from reality knowing full well that I am perfectly anonymous and never have to be held accountable. I resolve to stop writing nice reviews and to take a huge steaming dumps on everyone's works. Further I will insult all those critical of me because I am right dammit! Just kidding. I will try to keep my rants somewhat professional and honest and while I may be critical of others work I will be respectful considering that I can't program games or draw flash animation at all. I am farely thickskinned so I will be nice to critics (provided they aren't in turn complete nutjobs). I registered a few months ago on Newgrounds and wasn't really certain what do with it aside from save game acheivments.

Recent Game Medals

Property Destruction 25 Points Break over 100 boxes or crates Medal Stats.
Bully to Toads 5 Points Defeat the Armored King Toad Medal Stats.
It's dangerous to go alone! 5 Points Obtain the wooden bat Medal Stats.
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2. Medal Stats.
Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania! Medal Stats.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro. Medal Stats.
Warrior 10 Points You climbed the tower as a warrior. Medal Stats.
ZOOM 5 Points Zoom zoom, in your boom boom! Medal Stats.
START IT UP 5 Points Start a new game. Medal Stats.
Super Dildo Party 10 Points ??? Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 127 (From 19 different games.)