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Okay, I know it is January 3 and I should have made my new year's resolution a few days ago but here it goes. I resolve to use these posts to publish my most insane rants which I assure you are completely divorced from reality knowing full well that I am perfectly anonymous and never have to be held accountable. I resolve to stop writing nice reviews and to take a huge steaming dumps on everyone's works. Further I will insult all those critical of me because I am right dammit! Just kidding. I will try to keep my rants somewhat professional and honest and while I may be critical of others work I will be respectful considering that I can't program games or draw flash animation at all. I am farely thickskinned so I will be nice to critics (provided they aren't in turn complete nutjobs). I registered a few months ago on Newgrounds and wasn't really certain what do with it aside from save game acheivments.

Recent Game Medals

Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2. Medal Stats.
Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania! Medal Stats.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro. Medal Stats.
Warrior 10 Points You climbed the tower as a warrior. Medal Stats.
ZOOM 5 Points Zoom zoom, in your boom boom! Medal Stats.
START IT UP 5 Points Start a new game. Medal Stats.
Super Dildo Party 10 Points ??? Medal Stats.
SORRY JEFF 10 Points I stole these icons from him :( Medal Stats.
Fishy Car Ride 5 Points ??? Medal Stats.
The Mexican 5 Points The genie of the booze bottle. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 124 (From 18 different games.)