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New Year's resolution

2012-01-03 20:41:59 by Hermit9

Okay, I know it is January 3 and I should have made my new year's resolution a few days ago but here it goes. I resolve to use these posts to publish my most insane rants which I assure you are completely divorced from reality knowing full well that I am perfectly anonymous and never have to be held accountable. I resolve to stop writing nice reviews and to take a huge steaming dumps on everyone's works. Further I will insult all those critical of me because I am right dammit! Just kidding. I will try to keep my rants somewhat professional and honest and while I may be critical of others work I will be respectful considering that I can't program games or draw flash animation at all. I am farely thickskinned so I will be nice to critics (provided they aren't in turn complete nutjobs). I registered a few months ago on Newgrounds and wasn't really certain what do with it aside from save game acheivments.

Recent Game Medals

Robin Hood? 5 Points Steal from the mayor's treasury Medal Stats.
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey Medal Stats.
Breaker of Robots 5 Points Scrap a Big Robot Medal Stats.
Iron Skin 10 Points Increase Max HP to 40 Medal Stats.
Exterminator 5 Points Rid a tree house of slimes Medal Stats.
Novice Moon Stone Hunter 5 Points Collect 5 Moon Stones Medal Stats.
Slayer of Dragons 5 Points Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon Medal Stats.
Property Destruction 25 Points Break over 100 boxes or crates Medal Stats.
Bully to Toads 5 Points Defeat the Armored King Toad Medal Stats.
It's dangerous to go alone! 5 Points Obtain the wooden bat Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 134 (From 19 different games.)